Its best to blame the British. For everything!

Tales from the pseudo-politicians' infertile imaginations.....

Here is an extract from a speech, " Weeeeh, in Indiaah, were living in perfect harmoneey, Hindoos and Muzlims, just like a rich cream of milk, until the Breetish came and put vinegarrh into the pott and turned us into a blend of crude yellowish yoghurt".

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The source of this speech? Well, just imagine that you were reading my first novel. The inspiration is based on real situations and real people. The idea of good milk turning sour after a drop of vinegar is added to it is a very common, but an old one. Whenever disaster strikes as a result of disunity, that is, when one party or faction is trying to blame an external force which seemingly brought them disaster, it is considered best to blame the British...